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Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6732) - you deserved it (14711)

On 02/23/2010 at 10:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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YDI. Giving out your picture and MySpace to a person you've never even met is beyond stupid. For all you know, he could be a fifty year old pedophile who's just using a picture of his nephew or something. When will children learn not to give out their personal information to people they don't know!

Stranger Danger! Stranger Danger!

#1 - On 02/24/2010 at 3:21am by snickerdoodles

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his computer probably got disconnected because your music was too awesome for it too handle.

#14 - On 02/24/2010 at 3:37am by maskedman

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