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Today, my husband actually was cleaning our bathrooms. I had to pee and the floor was wet in my upstairs bathroom. My wonderful husband told me to go downstairs. I did and sat on the toilet seat which felt wet. He forgot he had sprayed it with Tilex. Chemical burns on your butt are great. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21445) - you deserved it (2805)

On 02/23/2010 at 8:26pm - misc - by susan - United States (Michigan)

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fyl, but you're lucky to have a husband that helps around the house

#6 - On 02/24/2010 at 3:32am by kikiface

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did you know that in soviet Russia toilet flushes you?

#3 - On 02/24/2010 at 3:26am by thoughtcrimeno1

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