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Today, my husband actually was cleaning our bathrooms. I had to pee and the floor was wet in my upstairs bathroom. My wonderful husband told me to go downstairs. I did and sat on the toilet seat which felt wet. He forgot he had sprayed it with Tilex. Chemical burns on your butt are great. FML
fyl, but you're lucky to have a husband that helps around the house
did you know that in soviet Russia toilet flushes you?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 December 2014