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Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22057) - you deserved it (1857)

On 02/22/2010 at 4:13pm - misc - by condiments - United States (Pennsylvania)

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If your mom has such wealth, she should know what happens at college, regardless of the campus. :p

#4 - On 02/22/2010 at 7:36pm by metalmusic

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You should just go get pregnant!! That will teach mom to give you shit for buying condoms.

#17 - On 02/22/2010 at 7:45pm by mshafty

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