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Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML
If your mom has such wealth, she should know what happens at college, regardless of the campus. :p
You should just go get pregnant!! That will teach mom to give you shit for buying condoms.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.