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Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML


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On 02/21/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by burnnnnn (woman) - Ecuador (Azuay)

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I did this with boiling water... I have marks to prove it. if this occured in the morning that was a hell of a way to start your day

#1 - On 02/22/2010 at 3:07am by DrDiamond

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at least you didn't get run over...

how is that for optimism?

#2 - On 02/22/2010 at 3:09am by DGross

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