Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
I agree, your life sucks (31532) - you deserved it (2086)
On 02/04/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by 918boyz (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
teach's life also sucksToday, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite…
Big B also deserved itToday, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over…
Oh man what a bitch.
#6 - On 02/16/2009 at 2:51pm by Jessaly
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"That reminds me!.. To remember to be tactful.."
#5 - On 02/12/2009 at 10:31pm by LoLoLo
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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