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Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML

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Oh man what a bitch.

#6 - On 02/16/2009 at 2:51pm by Jessaly

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aww that's horrible! to #2 DON'T use proactive it doesn't work, will make your skin worse, and if there is the one in a million chance that it does work you will be using it for the rest of ur life cuz it has stuff that makes ur skin addicted to it... trust me i have acne and i used it... piece of crap...

good luck with your acne though... antibiotics seem to work well for me :)

#10 - On 03/24/2009 at 7:29pm by my_life_sucks_17

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