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Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML


I agree, your life sucks (35553) - you deserved it (2428)

On 02/04/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by 918boyz (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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Oh man what a bitch.

#6 - On 02/16/2009 at 2:51pm by Jessaly

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"That reminds me!.. To remember to be tactful.."

#5 - On 02/12/2009 at 10:31pm by LoLoLo

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