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Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13137) - you deserved it (75278)

On 04/07/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by gotmon3y (man) - United States (Maryland)

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thats what you get when you lamly try to impress girls by being "macho"

#1 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:52pm by deathbybutterfly

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I'm going to assume that you are a male...if you aren't this would be a much more interesting fml.

#3 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:53pm by 420hiadventurer

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