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Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML

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On 02/21/2010 at 3:44am - misc - by weirdo - United States (California)

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When you think about being happy and try to look happy, people look creepy. It's a widely believed fact!

#2 - On 02/21/2010 at 10:10am by theian01

See in context

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Your smile didn't look genuine, it looked forced. That's why it was weird. Nothing to be offended about.

#20 - On 02/21/2010 at 10:55am by turdburgers

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