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Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22052) - you deserved it (4534)

On 02/21/2010 at 3:44am - misc - by weirdo - United States (California)

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When you think about being happy and try to look happy, people look creepy. It's a widely believed fact!

#2 - On 02/21/2010 at 10:10am by theian01

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not an fml. he's honest with you. and it's not like he called you ugly, either.

#9 - On 02/21/2010 at 10:21am by iheart655

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