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Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML

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On 02/21/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Piano999 (woman) - United States (New York)

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that'll teach you to lie! :P

#1 - On 02/21/2010 at 6:21am by Courtz08

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why would you lie about something like that?
Oh, I know, because he would NEVER find out about it of course when he would go to your place and ask you to play a piece.

-next time when you lie about something make sure nobody can find out now or later YDI

#3 - On 02/21/2010 at 6:24am by Residence

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