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Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1937) - you deserved it (34230)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Piano999 (woman) - United States (New York)

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