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Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said,"Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18176) - you deserved it (2041)

On 02/19/2010 at 1:32am - misc - by GeneralElement (man) - United States (Utah)

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