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Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19495) - you deserved it (2243)

On 02/19/2010 at 1:32am - misc - by GeneralElement (man) - United States (Utah)

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i hate how everyone on this site thinks that a cute girl or hot guy talks to them because their gonna get laid, only to find out that their life is fucked

#1 - On 02/19/2010 at 10:06am by gr8sexpectations

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this is like the time princess Zelds came up to me, and I thought I was gonna get laid, but then I had to go save Hyrule D:

#7 - On 02/19/2010 at 10:30am by KurouTenshi

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