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Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML
You deserved that one hundred percent, you thieving bastard.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 21 November 2014