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Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said ,"It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21748) - you deserved it (2309)

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He was probably just trying to leave and figured this would be the funniest way to do so.

#1 - On 02/18/2010 at 6:04am by Rockferd

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maybe he's heard about the creepy girl who pretends to bump into cute guys at MacDonald's just to try pick them up...you freak! he know's he's not the first victim...

#20 - On 02/18/2010 at 6:37am by FML_babe

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