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Today, I had a softball team dinner, and I was sitting with a bunch of girls who were talking about how far they've gone with guys. One girl goes "I must be the least experienced one here, I've never even kissed a guy!" Surprised, I said "me too!" and high-fived her. She was joking. I wasn't. FML


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On 04/06/2009 at 4:35am - misc - by annonymous (woman) - China (Beijing)

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don't worry, having an nice first kiss is much more important than having an early one

#3 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:07pm by troubledcrystal

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Aw, there's nothing wrong with that! People don't need to brag about how far they've gone!

#5 - On 04/06/2009 at 2:08pm by Inspired22

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