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Today, I went to a very nice reception at a hotel. I glanced inside the ballroom and saw that no one else was in there and, not wanting to be the first one there, I walked past and into the stairway. Turns out, I had walked into the emergency exit stairs and had to set off the alarm to get out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10488) - you deserved it (44465)

On 04/06/2009 at 2:16am - misc - by rmo1776 (man) - United States (Missouri)

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next time, read those big, red, glowing words.

#2 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:09am by dimmythat

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don't most fire exits have signs on them and a big red bar?

#5 - On 04/06/2009 at 10:17am by sprinkesrdelish

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