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Today, I jokingly went over to a an attractive female co-worker and said "you look like you need a hug". She told me she wasn't feeling well and didn't want to be touched. No more than 30 seconds after our encounter she ran to give one of our more attractive male co-workers a hug. FML


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On 04/06/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by Lastsecondstand - United States (New York)

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You are trying to cover up being horny by saying "jokingly". Maybe she actually needed some emotional comfort which she found in the other co-worker. Hope you dint have a hard on while you went for your "jokingly" hug.

#3 - On 04/06/2009 at 6:18am by newstud

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Attention whore.

#2 - On 04/06/2009 at 6:15am by tsktsktsk

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