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Today, I jokingly went over to a an attractive female co-worker and said "you look like you need a hug". She told me she wasn't feeling well and didn't want to be touched. No more than 30 seconds after our encounter she ran to give one of our more attractive male co-workers a hug. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44539) - you deserved it (7251)

On 04/06/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by Lastsecondstand - United States (New York)

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