Today, I went to a crowded Walmart with a hot new girl I'm dating. It was raining and we had to park far from the entrance. As soon as we get out of my car, she starts sprinting to get out of the rain. I run to catch up and slip on a metal plate, and do a reverse superman onto my ass. FML

by Decker / 02/13/2010 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • Quick question. Why didn't you drop your date off at the front and go park yourself? Seems like a gentlemanly thing to do.

    #30 - On 02/14/2010 at 3:35am by baker45678

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  • well that's another one for the books >_> took me a while to visualize the whole "reverse superman" thing

    #11 - On 02/14/2010 at 3:16am by PsychoMerk

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