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Today, I went to a crowded Walmart with a hot new girl I'm dating. It was raining and we had to park far from the entrance. As soon as we get out of my car, she starts sprinting to get out of the rain. I run to catch up and slip on a metal plate, and do a reverse superman onto my ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17741) - you deserved it (4830)

On 02/13/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by Decker (man) - United States (California)

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Quick question. Why didn't you drop your date off at the front and go park yourself? Seems like a gentlemanly thing to do.

#30 - On 02/14/2010 at 3:35am by baker45678

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Wow... embarasing...
she probabaly didn't see though since she sprinted ahead of you.
But don't worry I'm sure plenty of people seen you :)

#5 - On 02/14/2010 at 3:10am by Just_Me_143

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