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Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55121) - you deserved it (8079)

On 04/05/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by YAABOIII (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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wait till he falls asleep then glue some of your pubes to his face. then your mustache will be old news.

#13 - On 04/05/2009 at 8:11pm by shmunk

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FYL, but maybe you should think about shaving.

#7 - On 04/05/2009 at 8:10pm by ptrek85

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