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Today, my brother's home for his annual visit, lectures my parents once about their eating habits. They promptly throw away all of their junk food. I'm there every Sunday, and have been telling them to eat healthier for medical reasons. They never listen. He's in sales, and I'm in med school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22167) - you deserved it (2585)

On 02/13/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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He has charisma, you don't.

Med school is right for you -- you can make tons of money even if you have no personality.

#5 - On 02/13/2010 at 10:18am by perdix

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Don't make a big deal out of it. Maybe they just threw away the junk food to make their son feel better, since they see him so rarely. But that doesn't mean they'll suddenly change their eating habits just because of a speech. And if they actually do, you should be happy they're eating healthier.

#8 - On 02/13/2010 at 10:22am by bluefairy

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