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Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62619) - you deserved it (8448)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by jonas_93 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Well, the big giveaway is the 1-800 before the number, just a tip.

#1 - On 04/05/2009 at 5:24pm by craigahh

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To #1: Rejection Hotline isn't a 1-800 number. Because that WOULD be a dead giveaway, obviously, so I don't know why you would even assume that.

Anyway, their website - with all their numbers - is here: http://www.rejectionhotline.com/

#8 - On 04/05/2009 at 5:28pm by kscott88

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