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Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30288) - you deserved it (2306)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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"If you see a man or woman running down the street at full speed completely naked and in terror, run with that person because you have no idea what is coming from the other direction."

#13 - On 02/12/2010 at 10:15am by Brave_Sir_Robin

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she's crazy!!!

#1 - On 02/12/2010 at 10:01am by Gidget772001

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