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Today, I was hit on by an older man. I rolled my eyes at him and informed him I was 16, hoping that would get him to leave me alone. He shrugged and said, "We're both human." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17670) - you deserved it (1920)

On 02/10/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by creepster (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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