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That's when you respond with, "Actually, I meant dye-it, as in my hair. But you're right, I DO need to lose weight - about 250* lbs of it. In other words: it's over. Get.out."

*or whatever boyfriend's weight is

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He might have misunderstood you, correct him.

Just to get something off my chest, why is it that you men go for skinny women with small ass's, legs for days and big boobs? (no offense ladies) Can a man out there please answer me that, truthfuly.
I thought all women fat or thin could satisfy your needs, you make it sound like fat women can't do anything right except stuff food down our throats.
Can someone tell me if there are men out there that don't go for looks, that will go for a womans personality?

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