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Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27584) - you deserved it (7837)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:30am - misc - by muffingirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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He probably doesn't mean it to be mean, he's trying to be a funny in dumb/cute way.

#1 - On 02/10/2010 at 1:52pm by Idontgivedamn

See in context


#2 - On 02/10/2010 at 1:54pm by whiffleball

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