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Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This would include: nazi symbols, white power, and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominately black neighborhood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24990) - you deserved it (2936)

On 02/10/2010 at 4:08am - misc - by ... - United States

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what a racist

#1 - On 02/10/2010 at 9:59am by paid2think

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your gf needs her ass kicked. I hope you broke up with her after this !

#4 - On 02/10/2010 at 9:59am by prettybrwneyes16

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