Love, Cars and Break-ups: Break ups are tough

Break ups are tough

By ... - 10/02/2010 09:08 - United States

Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML

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You deserved it 4 369

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By historyrepeats - 11/07/2019 04:00

Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML

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You deserved it 313

Proud

By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 12:31

Today, I found a "White Power" bumper sticker on the back of my car. I don't know what idiot thought it'd be funny to put it there, but now my neighbors think I'm a proud racist. FML

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You deserved it 1 021

Come to think of it, no, you didn't

By fail land - 02/04/2021 05:00

Today, some asswipe keyed a swastika into my car. Did I mention it’s a rental? FML

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You deserved it 70

By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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You deserved it 76 706

By time to lawyer up - 20/02/2014 21:20 - United States - Forney

Today, I saw a photo on my mother-in-law's Facebook, proudly showing off the horrible job she'd done of painting her car. I sarcastically commented that I wouldn't inflict that on my worst enemy's ride. An hour later, she came by and emptied a bucket of paint over my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 52 933

Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 15 860

By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML

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You deserved it 3 862

Weird dude of the day

By Anonymous - 09/08/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend found the airtag I'd stuck under her car. The police were called and she kicked me out of her apartment. FML

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You deserved it 2 703

How dare you?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 20:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML

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You deserved it 2 595

By Baegel - 02/03/2016 01:52 - United States - Havertown

Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML

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You deserved it 2 370

paid2think 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 15:59

what a racist

prettybrwneyes16 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 15:59

your gf needs her ass kicked. I hope you broke up with her after this !

Comments

grrbeast 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:04

tell them she wrote it on your car and she is the Nazi

LOLomgWTF 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:05

@11 you fail at life. OP dump her racist ignorant ass!

mystgirl174 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:08

Lol! She's a keeper for being so creative. I love all the good ideas I get from formal for when the boyfriend is a tool.

Jrook 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:10

I agree. people call her racist, but I just think that's a fair way to get back at someone. Besides, it's washable

alexisthename 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:33

How is that a "fair" way to get back at someone when we don't even know what OP did to piss her off? Fucktard.

Jrook 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:33

getting back is generic. Fucktard. I'm not saying it's warranted or deserved, I say it's a fair way to get back at someone. a means to an end. Fucktard

alexisthename 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 21:59

So, if it's not warrAnted or deserved, wouldn't that mean it's not, as you put it, "fair?" Go listen to your Justin Bieber cd's, little girl. One day you'll learn that retaliating against the person who wronged you makes you no better than them.