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Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30807) - you deserved it (1893)

On 02/08/2010 at 10:29pm - misc - by sweeeeet (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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This is why courts exist... In court something called "proof" is required.

Assuming you're not lying, get a lawyer and start getting witness statements together ASAP.

#2 - On 02/09/2010 at 3:06am by TheDaveCA

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Fight it! That's total bullshit!!

#3 - On 02/09/2010 at 3:07am by Luckster

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