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Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39191) - you deserved it (27430)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by driverman12 (man) - United States (Washington)

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Just because you're calling 911 on your cell doesn't mean you're exempt from doing something incredibly dangerous. Next time, pull over to the side of the road, call 911, and keep other people out of danger.

#2 - On 04/04/2009 at 8:09pm by c0w

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Haha. Oh Karma, thou art a heartless bitch.

#1 - On 04/04/2009 at 8:08pm by Lauriebug

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