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Today, I was going out to my car with my sister's birthday present. I slipped on some ice and the present fell to the ground. I spent an hour wrapping it. I could hear the present break. I had gotten her $200 wine glasses. I then had to run to the nearest store and get her a CD instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19771) - you deserved it (2028)

On 02/07/2010 at 7:35pm - misc - by GymnasticsQueen (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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I hope you explained what happened and didn't act like you only got her the CD and said nothing about the wine glasses. Otherwise you're going to look like a chump when you don't deserve it. Obviously she would have no use for broken wine glasses but she would realize you tried...and yeah how the fuck does anyone spend an entire hour wrapping one gift? I'm thinking the glasses were in a box, so really shouldn't have been that hard to wrap.

#12 - On 02/08/2010 at 4:26am by Tarynkd

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aww, damn it!

#1 - On 02/08/2010 at 3:27am by BrownSugar

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