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Today, we had our friends over for dinner, one of whom is a psychiatrist. After a few drinks, my drunk wife and the equally drunk psychiatrist began to analyze my various character flaws. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16022) - you deserved it (1781)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:37am - misc - by bystander (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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At least it was free. A lot of couples pay for that experience!

#11 - On 02/07/2010 at 7:57pm by doink

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pychoanalysis is bullshit. Don't let it get you down.

Amatuer psychiatrists (IE people who took psych 101 in college) and shitty psychologists (even if they have a degree that doesn't mean they're actually knowledgable in the field) seem to love to pull that in social settings, though as far as I can tell it always just makes them look like jackasses.

A decent, skilled psychiatrist knows that the human mind doesn't actually work like that, and a decent human being doesn't act like such a jackass at a dinner party.

#28 - On 02/08/2010 at 3:21am by Ejigantor

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