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Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML

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On 02/07/2010 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

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Ugh, I once found a tiny black curly hair in my McDonalds burger. My friends nicknamed it the 'Pube Burger'
I feel for you.

#13 - On 02/07/2010 at 8:06pm by Mandy

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today's special: beef and pube hair.
tomorrows special: spit pea!

#19 - On 02/07/2010 at 8:49pm by AngryNinja

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