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Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21812) - you deserved it (1551)

On 02/07/2010 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

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Ugh, I once found a tiny black curly hair in my McDonalds burger. My friends nicknamed it the 'Pube Burger'
I feel for you.

#13 - On 02/07/2010 at 8:06pm by Mandy

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+10

The average person who eats fast food will consume about 12 pubic hairs annually.

#18 - On 02/07/2010 at 8:48pm by shelboo

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+5

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