Today, my dog accidentally crapped on her leash. When I flicked the leash to get the poo off, it went flying. Have you ever had warm poo hit you in the face on a cold day when there's 6 inches of snow on the ground? I have. FML
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Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML
Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML
Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML
Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he did his business. He then stepped all in it and coated his paws. As I was struggling with him, I slipped and landed butt-first into his steaming pile. My boyfriend nearly fainted from laughing. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
Today, while trying to pick up dog poo, I tripped and landed in the pile. FML
Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML
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Yulia_fml 0
this gives a whole new meaning to the child's insult "poo-poo head" and why does the snow matter?
epound28 0
how did your dog shit on the leash? did you have it wrapped around it's balls? and even so, what the **** goes through your head that makes you flick the leash. flick it. what the ****? and what the **** does the snow have to do with warm shit making love to your facial pores? YDI OP, YDI.
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Comments (62)
Yulia_fml 0
this gives a whole new meaning to the child's insult "poo-poo head" and why does the snow matter?
epound28 0
how did your dog shit on the leash? did you have it wrapped around it's balls? and even so, what the **** goes through your head that makes you flick the leash. flick it. what the ****? and what the **** does the snow have to do with warm shit making love to your facial pores? YDI OP, YDI.
Sonfang 19
wow just wow...I'm in awe at your reasoning skills :) enjoy your poo pore cleanser.
Crush89 0
No eye and hand coordination, sad.
me199 0
the way OP wrote this completly ruined it
Kylias 6
I actually like the way the OP worded this. And I think she mentioned how much snow there was on the ground to make a note of just how cold it was. You don't exactly get 6 inches of snow when it's baking outside. ;)
jsignomgmt 0
wow
chimmy 0
i agree with #31... i pressed ydi entirelu because of the way the op worded the fml.
chimmy 0
*entirely whoops on the typo... just makes me look like an ass after being annoyed about op's wording, lol
showrunner 0
75th!!!!!!!!!
jamsackson 0
I love that feeling. Reminds mee of that hooker I picked up last week to give me a Cleveland Steamer.Good times...
ampsmagss 0
YDI, for having a retarded ass dog who ***** on he leash
usmc2016 0
the truth speaks!
jazzyjada10 6
ahahahahahahah
jazzyjada10 6
ahahahahhahahahaaahahahahahah
Phil9316 7
Funniest thing I have ever read in the comments.
muscatine 0
Second
ilovebradiew 0
yay :D
4NK8 0
oh year? third. what now
Whyme8P 0
WTF
jake_fml 0
I have had this happen, minuse the snow
kevinkuz 0
"minuse"
davidhasmorefun 0
I have never had this happen. what makes you think that flicking your leash with poo on it is a good idea? congratulations. you are a moron.
PhattySaxx 0
YDI, you suck at deductive reasoning... poo-leash flinging motion = shit on your face
chaos753159 4
be happy you didnt hit someone else
Whyme8P 0
I would laugh if it hit someone else
KurouTenshi 0
I bet all that acne will clear up though! :D
Yulia_fml 0
i'm pretty sure #7 understood that...
Karhu 0
Why did she have to mention that there was snow on the ground. Like o m g.... SNOW