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Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5673) - you deserved it (49489)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by goldenshower (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I would have missed work. can't believe you did that. gross

#2 - On 02/05/2010 at 5:07pm by CYNNER

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Hot dry pee smells even stronger than wet pee. YDI

#6 - On 02/05/2010 at 5:13pm by jonnymohio

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