Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own...

By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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Hangover time

By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 22:00

Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 12:40 - Australia

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 16:00

Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML

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By gold3nshow3r - 09/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

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Friday 5 February 2010 23:07

I would have missed work. can't believe you did that. gross

jonnymohio 2

Friday 5 February 2010 23:13

Hot dry pee smells even stronger than wet pee. YDI

Comments

heather_bunny 3

Saturday 6 February 2010 0:28

hahahaha. were you drunk when you wrote this too, thinking people would be sympathetic?? i think you have a problem, if that's the case.... and disgusting, btw. i hope that anything you touched with your jeans wasn't community property. SICK!

princes1323 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 0:29

u were already late for work why didn't u just go home and get new pants

noboundary 9

Saturday 6 February 2010 0:30

Fyl. what will suck even more is if it's not your pee.

heather_bunny 3

Saturday 6 February 2010 0:30

bigone135 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 0:31

call in sick like what the **** man hahah

carkel 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 0:44

if you're already late, why not go home and change?

NekaB 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 0:52

why is everyone saying she couldve change she said she didn't have cloths not that've didn't have time and that sucks to be u sry grl...

slam14 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 1:03

I would have just went and bought new cloths and then went to work. the amount of time it took u to dry ur pants u could have bought new ones.

your_face 15

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:02

Yeah, too bad everyone's not made of money. Nice pants are expensive.

Pjaney 5

Wednesday 2 November 2011 1:23

Any trousers, nice, cheap or even from a charity shop would have been better than wearing crusty pee-soaked ones all day surely?? It doesn't have to be expensive.