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Today, I got rear-ended. In possibly the scariest part of downtown. At night. By a man who spoke hardly any English but managed to ask if I would go out dancing with him instead of calling my insurance company. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22300) - you deserved it (1785)

On 02/04/2010 at 1:34am - misc - by city_girl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Silly guy, he already got to rear-end you, so what was the need to ask you out?

#15 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:11am by FPsLife

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Lovely.

#1 - On 02/04/2010 at 6:26am by Ancients

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