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Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39624) - you deserved it (2000)

On 02/02/2010 at 1:38pm - misc - by mollymaykitty - Sent from mobile version

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Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.

#9 - On 02/02/2010 at 5:27pm by popoman

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Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people.

And she deserved it. I hope it stained.

#10 - On 02/02/2010 at 5:28pm by txgirl09

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