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Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34259) - you deserved it (4984)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by anoynomous - Sent from mobile version

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That ticket won't stand up in court, especially with the arresting officer's relationship to your ex. Fight it!

#2 - On 02/02/2010 at 6:26am by kayvan

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you should do her and break her heart again

#1 - On 02/02/2010 at 6:25am by cucuto89

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