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Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML

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On 02/02/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by anoynomous - Sent from mobile version

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That ticket won't stand up in court, especially with the arresting officer's relationship to your ex. Fight it!

#2 - On 02/02/2010 at 6:26am by kayvan

See in context

+30 | 5

This could even be construed as harrassment on his part or an abuse of power. Especially if he does it again.

#5 - On 02/02/2010 at 6:31am by SpideyRules

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+9 | 6

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