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Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22494) - you deserved it (3934)

On 02/01/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by boner (man) - United States (Iowa)

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