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Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30925) - you deserved it (5528)

On 02/01/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by boner (man) - United States (Iowa)

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Je suis sporting un bon-AIR

Ecoutez et repetez:
Un bon-AIR. . . Un bon-AIR

#5 - On 02/01/2010 at 7:05pm by perdix

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You should get extra credit for really getting passionate about learning the language of love. :-)

#9 - On 02/01/2010 at 7:08pm by Laurendorcus

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