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By boner - 01/02/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By SpanishInFrenchClass - 06/12/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML

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WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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By lostandconfused - 31/05/2019 05:00

Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:05

Je suis sporting un bon-AIR Ecoutez et repetez: Un bon-AIR. . . Un bon-AIR

Laurendorcus 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 1:08

You should get extra credit for really getting passionate about learning the language of love. :-)

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Watley09 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:59

I Know How You Feel I Get Random Boners At The Wrong Time Too...

slyace 9

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:24

Gym class used to be way weird at times lol

eur003 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:01

you can atleast wear equipment to stop that shit from happening, try gettig an erection in gym class!! you can't tuck that shit anywere, and you can see it from all angles! lol

jipper 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:02

u shoulda pulled tha tuck brah its the only wat to overcome NRB's

Watley09 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:06

Yup the waistband is the best place to put it

Tripout 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:23

DUDE IF IT WAS NOTICABLE BE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF XD IF IT WAS ME IN THAT SITUATION AND NOBODY NOTICED I WOULD FEEL EVEN WORSE, WOULDNT YOU 

ScaryyMary 14

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:49

CAN I BE COOL LIKE YOU AND USE CAPS LOCK AND NO PUNCTUATION AND BE ANNOYING XD

ladysandy_fml 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:35

Tu aurais du demander au professeur de te faire une fellation...

DOEETFORTEHLULZ 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:42

You should demand a ******* from your professor?

ScaryyMary 14

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:47

Not so much "demand", more like "ask for". Demander is "to ask".

DOEETFORTEHLULZ 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 6:55

Haha well i wasnt that far off for never learning an inkling of French.

JojoPotatoe 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 11:52

LOL no wonder you weren't far off : demander/demand, professeur/professor, fellation/fellatio What if that person had written "Fallait réclamer au prof de te tailler une pipe.." ?? Nah, seriously, that's the way I like people to tackle a foreign language, even though they never ever learnt it before : compare what you come accross with what you already know. Some people will just go "oh **** it I don't get French anyway" and won't even try to think. So well done

null_fml 11

Tuesday 2 February 2010 12:39

Just to add a little to what #151 said... our favourite French saying throughout high school was something along the lines of "Dieu te blesse". Dieu meaning God, sounds like "God bless you", right? But it's actually "God wound you"! //correct me if necessary, I don't remember my French that well

JojoPotatoe 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 21:10

Haha, if you believe in the Antichrist, yeah that could work :-D You probably meant "Dieu te bénisse" (bénir = to bless)

kylea1995 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:43

must be gay

conversationist 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:47

at least your teacher didn't mistake it for a cell phone and grab it.

dota_pwnage 7

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:01

hahaha you read that one too XD

conversationist 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:16

haha i think that would be way worse.

YouLifeIsMine 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:55

"This Just In, A Teacher Arrested For Sexually Assulted a Child. He says he thought it was a cell phone" XD sucks to be him. =| but I can't laugh to hard it becouse it happend to me. hate the random errections