Today, I'm in the hospital because I sliced my leg open. Why? I jumped off my bed and scratched myself on the metal bed frame when Miss America was crowned to Miss Virginia. I'm 20 years old, and a man. FML

by Anonymous / 01/31/2010 at 1:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

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  • is this your "coming out" post? if so, congratulations! :)

    #5 - On 01/31/2010 at 7:17pm by lil_lucy23

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  • I will never understand why so many people who post on FML feel the need to write just awkward sentences. Why not just write "when Miss Virginia was crowned Miss America"?

    #41 - On 01/31/2010 at 7:59pm by studentwoes

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