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Today, I'm in the hospital because I sliced my leg open. Why? I jumped off my bed and scratched myself on the metal bed frame when Miss America was crowned to Miss Virginia. I'm 20 years old, and a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4816) - you deserved it (19856)

On 01/31/2010 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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