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Today, was my 16th birthday. Needless to say, I was delighted when my friends presented me with a birthday card in a homeroom. I pretended to be surprised and exclaimed, "Aw, you guys really shouldn't have!" They didn't. It was our teacher's birthday. They just wanted me to sign the card. FML


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On 04/02/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by happyeffingbday202 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Aw that sucks. Happy birthday though!

#2 - On 04/03/2009 at 4:09am by Slayer

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That does kinda suck, although I do think that is a nice thing for your friends to do for your teacher. Who knows, maybe it's the only happy birthday your teacher will get.

I hope you had a happy birthday anyway!

#4 - On 04/03/2009 at 4:20am by GirlX

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