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Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7814) - you deserved it (84678)

On 04/02/2009 at 9:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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