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Today, I found out that shouting 'arsehole' at a speeding car is not a good idea. Two chavs MIGHT just turn around, drive onto the pavement and push you into a bush. FML

I agree, your life sucks (7310) - you deserved it (16670)

On 01/28/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by Daivv (man) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

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