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Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5988) - you deserved it (27098)

On 01/28/2010 at 5:24am - misc - by wishihadpockets (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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lol I can picture that perfectly
how's your recovery?

#1 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:04am by iitsya3l

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I keep rereading this and every time I get more and more turned on.

#3 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:09am by killabee

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