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Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49953) - you deserved it (21485)

On 04/02/2009 at 6:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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