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Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26338) - you deserved it (5759)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

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zing!

#2 - On 01/28/2010 at 6:09am by IllegalLight

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