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Today, after spending a few minutes de-icing my car and leaving the heat on so it would warm up, I slipped as I was entering the car and hit my head on the door, causing it to close and lock. I'm waiting for my mom who has a spare key to come and unlock it. Class started ten minutes ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22393) - you deserved it (3341)

On 01/27/2010 at 3:03pm - misc - by katie - Sent from mobile version

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Hopefully your teacher will understand, espically if you have bruises from falling and everything. It still sucks though.

#2 - On 01/27/2010 at 7:40pm by Caz_the_Spaz

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Show your teacher this FML. He would have to believe you then.

#6 - On 01/27/2010 at 7:46pm by maskedman

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