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Today, I was in a tense tiebreak round to win the local pub quiz. As the quizmaster read out more clues, I got the answer, got up and rushed to be the first team to the bar. I tripped, faceplanted. The whole bar laughed, and then I realized that it wasn't a "fastest to the bar" round. FML


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On 01/27/2010 at 3:24am - misc - by pubquizgenius (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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We won. The prize was a £30 bar tab, and a hurt knee. The answer was "Mo Mowlam".

#9 - On 01/27/2010 at 1:09pm by pubquizgenius

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Smooth. Did you win though?

#2 - On 01/27/2010 at 10:17am by Expertfail

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