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Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22578) - you deserved it (7737)

On 01/27/2010 at 1:21am - misc - by garage - Sent from mobile version

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Hehe. (:

*He* deserved that one.

#1 - On 01/27/2010 at 6:13am by realggirl

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I approve of your attempt to murder Ed Cullen. If I saw a glittery gay vampire I'd probably try to mow him down with my car too.

#10 - On 01/27/2010 at 6:41am by EMR

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