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Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33639) - you deserved it (2023)

On 01/26/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by newniece (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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I got it. You are going to be 18 when grandpa's love child, your aunt will be born. Grandpa's going to jail, so the baby mama is underage. Yeah, having an aunt that is younger than you is odd, but what is really fucked up is that you are older than your "new" grandma, or your new grandma is your grandpa's prison bitch. He's got more options than you do ;)

#12 - On 01/27/2010 at 3:38am by perdix

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ouch

#1 - On 01/27/2010 at 3:20am by shurayuki

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