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Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24713) - you deserved it (1283)

On 01/26/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by newniece (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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