Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML

#7589871
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24249) - you deserved it (7776)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Top comments

They sent you a text to tell you they were ready to surprise you with a birthday party?

#2 - On 01/26/2010 at 5:12pm by kdinsfrestar

See in context

"Hey, dude, we're throwing you a surprise birthday party. We're waiting for you."
"OK, I'm on my way to a party and I have no idea where it is."
I see 3 things wrong with that conversation:
1) He spoiled the surprise
2) He didn't tell you where the party was
3) You didn't bother to ask where the party was

#12 - On 01/26/2010 at 5:24pm by Compass

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



FML's blog

  • Malec's illustrated FML
  • Life is like a box of chocolate full of piece of rabbit droppings sometimes, isn't it? OK, I'll admit that's a weird way to start an article a few days before Christmas. Let me explain: you try and get…

Friday 12 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: