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Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18258) - you deserved it (5903)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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They sent you a text to tell you they were ready to surprise you with a birthday party?

#2 - On 01/26/2010 at 5:12pm by kdinsfrestar

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"Hey, dude, we're throwing you a surprise birthday party. We're waiting for you."
"OK, I'm on my way to a party and I have no idea where it is."
I see 3 things wrong with that conversation:
1) He spoiled the surprise
2) He didn't tell you where the party was
3) You didn't bother to ask where the party was

#12 - On 01/26/2010 at 5:24pm by Compass

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