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Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8993) - you deserved it (103456)

On 04/01/2009 at 10:36pm - misc - by lisa321 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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You are an asshole. Why would you be so rude to the employees anyways?

#1 - On 04/02/2009 at 3:50am by sleepless15_p

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If i'd of been working in the shop i'd of refused to serve you after being so rude.....or added a little something special when making the drink!! hehe!!

#5 - On 04/02/2009 at 3:55am by Stupidpeople

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