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Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fools. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6032) - you deserved it (74639)

On 04/01/2009 at 10:36pm - misc - by lisa321 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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